Following an unfortunate series of dental incidents, I've been strongly (and quite seriously) advised by my worrywart-mother to never bite into a sandwich again. To be fair, and because I'm an excessive worrier too, the concern is well placed; I've had the worst luck with my (now fake) front tooth. It all began in middle school, with a horrific ab roller face-plant that resulted in a root canal--immediately post braces-removal, of course....
